Civilization, over.

I opened up Fark.com tonight and was confronted with this piece of awesome (can't embed the video, link is in the post title, this is an image). Incidentally, it recommends the use of shave gel beforehand and a moisturizing lotion afterward. Because the kind of guy who would do this, I'm SURE he has no experience applying moisturizing lotion around his groin.

Glad that's cleared up then.