5.31.2006

GAME SEVEN




Eventually, I will turn my attention back to political things, but for the next two days, I will be unable to concentrate, unable to sleep, interested only marginally in eating and drinking. The best and worst thing a sports fan can experience approaches....

A Game Seven, on home ice.

What's past is past. Missed hooking penalties that led to gamewinning goals by annoying French Canadian punks in Sabres uniforms are no longer of consequence. Luck is a myth.

All that matters now is the effort tomorrow night. If you can get a ticket, go to this game. The hockey in this series has been scintillating. The teams are so well matched it's ridiculous. Even the 4-0 "blowout" in Game 4 was only 4-0 because our goalie became superhuman for a night.

This is as good a sporting event as we are ever likely to see.

Go Canes!

5.29.2006

Thank you



The News & Observer details the price.

5.25.2006

Epilepsy sucks

Take some time today to throw some good vibes over to the family of Winston of the Federal Review. His five-year-old son, Jack, is struggling with epilepsy. The Stinging Nettle and its intrepid staff of one wish Jack, Winston and Leslie the best of luck and health. Our prayers are with you.

Davis Jones needs to get a life

One of the more amusing "traditions" that the Hurricanes are trying to build in Raleigh is the appearance of Hurricanes Sweaters on the statues of historical figures around the Capitol building downtown. With Sir Walter Raleigh off in storage awaiting the completion of Fayetteville Street, this year the sweaters appeared on four statues on the Capitol lawn - Jackson, Washington, Vance and Aycock.

Raleigh small businessman Davis Jones took it upon himself to berate the Governor's staff and then, when he wasn't appeased, to slash the sweaters off the statues with a utility knife. He's angry, you see, because Britt Cobb and Mike Easley didn't get the proper bureaucratic permission (they got it orally, not in writing). To Jones, this bit of civic boosterism is a disgrace to the memory of men like Jackson and Vance.

Let's admit it, Jackson probably wouldn't be a hockey fan, seeing as how it would take time away from marching the Cherokee to Oklahoma. And he would go nuts when the Blackhawks came to town. But I digress.

I get the feeling Mr. Jones was the kind of kid who told his sister there was no Santa Claus just to watch her cry. He also probably told the teacher that the other children were talking when she was out of the room. I get the further sense that Mr. Jones, who quite rightly faces a criminal charge for his actions, is a horribly sad and bored man with little else to do other than look up arcane regulations about state property.

Mr. Jones faces a fine. And the statues will once again be sporting sweaters after Memorial Day. (If the Hurricanes can manage to remember how to play hockey between now and then). Good.

Get a life, Mr. Jones.

5.24.2006

The worst sports article ever written?

I used to live in Charlotte, and was regularly exposed to Ron Green, Sr.'s ramblings. As Sports Editor of The Davidsonian, I was responsible for some enormous stinking piles of goo. I once actually read an entire column by Larry King ("I tell ya', is there anything better than a Super Bowl? You know, quarterbacks really have a lot of responsibility, kudos to Brett Favre. He's a hell of a player....").

So, I know the level to which I am assigning Ned Barnett's embarrassing effort today. It is, in fact, the worst sports article ever written. Barnett defend himself against angry emailers from Buffalo by producing a stream-of-unconsciousness rant full of absolute gibberish. He would have done better with a Mad Lib book and a hockey dictionary.

I guess the editors were asleep last night, because this was actually printed in the paper:

The only thing really complicated about hockey is the spelling. It's enough to blow up your spell check.

You have to know a lot, even in Raleigh. It's Eric with a K and Kevin with a Y and, when the Canes play Montreal, there's no C in Zednik.

Out West, there lurks the ultimate spelling challenge of Anaheim goalie Ilja Bryzgalov.

And I thought Mike Krzyzewski was tough.


And that's the BEST part. Have a look. Then send an apology to a Buffalo fan. The damage done to Buffalo's reputation by the vandalism, fights, cursing, drunkenness and bottle attacks of their fans on Saturday were nothing compared to the damage Barnett just did to Raleigh.

Wow.

5.22.2006

'Attaboy!

I am one of those people who becomes interested in horse racing for the events of the Triple Crown and the Breeder's Cup and that's about it. But my grandparents raised Appaloosas, and much of my childhood was spent at their farm, in the company of their 12 beautiful horses. So, events like the injury to Barbaro during the Preakness are especially heartbreaking. I would rather watch Joe Theismann's leg break on endless replay loops than see that beautiful horse struggling gamely to run his race on three legs.

But at least there is some semblance of good news. Today's article on the (hopefully) successful surgery indicates that Barbaro still has a lot of spirit in him:

[Dr. Dean] Richardson, who operated on Barbaro at the University of Pennsylvania's New Bolton Center for Large Animals on Sunday, said the horse's chances for survival were still 50-50. He said Barbaro was showing positive signs and "acting much more like a 3-year-old colt should act."

Barbaro was trying to bite in his stall and even showing interest in a group of mares who stopped by to visit.

"There's some mares there, and he's extremely interested in the mares," Richardson told ABC's "Good Morning America."


You go, Barbaro.

5.19.2006

"Give Me Liberty....

... or, you know, don't, at least if someone could get hurt or something... in that case, well, screw it."

One can rest assured that Patrick Henry, who had the unenviable experience of living approximately a decade of his life in fear of marauding British troops looking for him to swing on the end of a rope, would have laughed and perhaps spat in the face of Congressman Howard Coble and Senator Pat Roberts. These two paragons of "conservativism" let loose with two of the scariest quotes I have ever heard uttered by American politicians.

Howard Coble (R-NC) publicly wet his pants on the Brad & Britt show in Greensboro yesterday -
Coble: Well, gentlemen, I'm not upset about the wiretapping issue. I mean, we are, after all, at war, and we're dealing with people who, Brad and Britt, would like to kill each of you and me, and they're willing to kill themselves. So I'm not troubled by any of that.

Brad: But, the argument would be, none of us want to get killed, and none of us want to restrict the President or the National Security Agency from doing the job to protect us, but weren't there laws that were skirted, laws that were ignored here? And that's what the argument is over. Or maybe we don't have to abide by the law when we're in a time of war, and everybody should just shut up.

Coble: (laughing) Well, I don't know that I would finalize it that brutally, Brad, but I do think we're going to have to be willing to compromise some of our – I hate to even say this – some of our liberties in view of the enemy that we confront, because we've never known an enemy like this. People who want to kill us, and are eager to kill themselves to make the point. And I think we may have to back off a little bit, become a little more flexible
.

Coble later goes on to beautifully spout the party line, conflating the Iraq War with the War on Terrorism, and promising that we'll be able to roll back these compromises to our freedom as soon as "they can get a government together over there." It's almost the entire Bush Presidency in one nice paragraph!!

Prof. Eric Muller absolutely eviscerates the Congressman on his blog Is That Legal?. The evisceration, of course, should lead to a whole new round of whimpering and bed-wetting from the Congressman.

Keep in mind that Howard Coble, coward, is also chairman of the House Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security. Wonderful.

Meanwhile, David Weigel reports that Senator Pat Roberts (R-KS) piddled all over the Hearing Room at the confirmation hearings of NSA-Designee General Michael Hayden. Quoth the good Senator:

I am a strong supporter of the First Amendment, the Fourth Amendment and civil liberties. But you have no civil liberties if you are dead.


Pardon me, Senator, but your yellow belly is showing through your stuffed shirt.

Why is it Conservative to be a coward like this? Why is it suddenly considered to be an upstanding example of being "tough" on terrorism to capitulate to its goals?

These two men are nothing more than wimps. Pitiful cowards ready to jettison hundreds of years of liberty - permanently - because of one traumatic event five years ago.

I have more faith in America than that. Freedom is stronger than that. We are better than that.

In November, vote your hopes, not your fears. Tell Howard Coble to go wet his own bed, and quit smudging the ink on the Constitution.

5.16.2006

Speaks for itself




Image blatantly stolen from Red Black Hockey, a very entertaining Canes blog.

Bring on the Sabres.

"CTU to Van Nuys - Starship Enterprise Employed Again"

If you've ever wondered how Jack Bauer gets from CTU in downtown Los Angeles to the mojave desert, blows up a refinery (killing hundreds [because that's the only way to stop the terrorist from killing us all]) and then makes it back to CTU before the "plop, plop, unghhh" of the clock gets to the top of the next hour, there is now a site for you.

If you want to spend hours of your time using modern technology to absolutely no material, intellectual or cultural gain, then head on over to The Jack Tracker. It's an ingenious site which uses mapping software to follow the adventures of our intrepid hero from one end of Los Angeles to another. Loads of fun.

5.12.2006

Busy today

But I wanted to link to two things I found especially important.

First of all, there is a heck of a letter to the editor from a guy named John Marslund in the N&O today. I'm going to quote the whole thing, because what Mr. Marslund says is important, and is not being said enough in the debate over how to fund the Wake County Public Schools. Instead of funding the schools adequately, the Commissioners have tried to nickel and dime them for the last several years, in fear of Russel Capps and his band of selfish anti-tax hacks. The result? A decision for mandatory year-round schools made not on the basis of educational need, but because it is the cheapest way, in the short term, to run the school system. Here's Mr. Marslund, in a letter the Democratic Candidates for County Commission would be wise to read and consider:

Regarding the May 4 article "Bonds strategy finds friction," I was amused to read that Wake County commissioner Herb Council thinks that we need school board member Beverley Clark to point out that the county commissioners are to blame for the school system's funding shortfall. That is painfully obvious.
Year after year, the county commissioners have underfunded the school system. Year after year, they submit to the control of the development community and the Save-Our-Bucks crowd that is anti-anything that might raise taxes.

The fact is that we have uncontrolled growth in Wake County, with no mechanism to fund it. The county commissioners allow developers to drop 4,000 houses into Wendell and then blame the school system when it can't pay for the six new schools that that growth requires.

Now some commissioners are touting 100 percent mandatory year-round schools as the answer to how to spend as little as humanly possible on education. Sure it may save in capital costs, but we will incur higher operating costs, cause higher child care costs, lower property value, etc.

What we need is simple: well-managed growth that pays for itself and investment in a strong public school system with calendar choice. That's what will make Wake County a great place to live.

John Marsland


Wow. Well done, Mr. Marsland.

Second, I;m sure you've seen this, but it is fun just to type it:

President* Bush is at 29 percent in the new Harris Poll.

Two years too late, but it still feels good to see the rest of the country coming to the conclusion I came to before he ever got into office. He's unqualified and incapable of performing the job. I don't hate the man. I'm angry at him.

And now the rest of the country seems to share that anger, except for a few fringe personality cult wackjobs (heh heh).

5.11.2006

The cancer spreads further than you think

Josh Marshall has the story on yet another California Republican's ties to Duke Cunningham's web of deceit, bribery, hookers and lobbyists.
Now it's Jerry Lewis:

Now, maybe I'm just cynical. But you've got two members of Congress doing your bidding for you, pretty much on command. With one you've got a textbook corrupt arrangement. He does your bidding. You give him cash. With the other guy, it's just for good government? He just temporarily lost faith in the F-22?

Look back through the record: you see Jerry Lewis doing a lot of bidding for Brent Wilkes and Bill Lowery. See example after example and at a certain point you just add two and two and it occurs to you that it might equal four.


Yep. That's about it.

5.10.2006

The New Jersey Devils Fan Club




New Jersey Devils Fan Club President Vito Spatafore checks on the Devils' playoff chances....

5.08.2006

Never say die.



Ho . . . leee . . . schnei . . . . kees!

The Canes win in Overtime, after Eric Staal ties it up with 3 seconds left. Nicky Wallin, the Secret Weapon, scores his third playoff goal of his career - all OT winners.

What a game.

I was in Section 110. 20.7 seconds left. Gomez ricochets one in off about fourteen players and the scoreboard, and the FAKE Caniacs start streaming for the exits.

This.... this ... was my finest hour.

With 20 left, as the morons leave, I yell "where are you going? Get back in your seats. It's not over yet, you morons!"

And my fellow die-hards in my section cheer.

And then.... and then......

ERRRRRIIIIICCCCC STAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!


Holy crap, crowd going crazy, kid in front of me throws his entire tub of popcorn in the air, my client, who I just met tonight, hugs me like I just rescued his dog, and I, I am, for one brief shining moment....


THE PROPHET OF SECTION 110.


Holy cow, what a game. Another unbelievable performance by Brodeur erased by timely rushes at the net and taking advantage of the infinitesimal chance the guy gives you.

Way to go Canes!!!! Awesome. Raise ticket prices all you want. You keep playing games like that and I'll sell my kidney to keep going.


Wooo, woo woo, woooooooo!!!!

5.07.2006

Seen on the Internets

I can't remember where I saw this, but it isn't mine. Still, it's particularly fitting:

"Happy Birthday to You.
Happy Birthday to You.
Happy Birthday, dear Brodeur.
The Canes just OWNED you."

6-0.
Keep it up, y'all.

5.05.2006

I'm going to hell

... at least according to Steve Noble.

Let me explain, as I think there's been a misunderstanding. After I and other bloggers put the lie to Called2Action's claim that the Wake County Schools were requiring 12 year olds to read The Color Purple (not true), I got an email from the great and powerful man behind the curtain himself, Mr. Steve Noble.

And here is what he said:
Steve Noble/Called2Action wrote:

Interesting posts on your blog...but you might want to look into the alternative or supplemental reading lists, as well...

There is also tremendous variability from one school to the next - teachers and/or principals have ultimate control. The lists you referenced only show the core readings - I believe you will be amazed at the variance that is actually out there. The fact that the few books we have referenced are not on the lists you found on the WCPSS site should tell you something...those are not the only lists in circulation. The facts are simple: these books were assigned, regardless of whether they appear on the WCPSS website or not.

The School Board has agreed to provide the parents with the exhaustive lists (as required by law). Those lists will then be investigated and questionable books identified.

Do you think the school system should inform parents before books like The Chocolate War are given to students? If a teacher in high school or middle school were to show an r-rated movie in class without parental consent, would that disturb you? NC-17?

Contrary to some of your reader's opinions, this is not a "witch hunt".
These parents simply want to find out if there are any more books in the system like the ones they have encountered. If there are, they need to be identified and parents should know that they are in use so they can be on the lookout for them. I believe that's a reasonable goal...I hope you do, too.

Respectfully,

Steve Noble


ps. I will continue to be civil towards you, even though we obviously are on opposite ends of the spectrum! Also, I have to ask one final question: would you be willing to share your opinions on Christ with me?


Thanks so much...
(emphasis mine).

Now, I'm not sure what these parents will do once they are "on the lookout" and discover "questionable" books. But that's not the point of this post.

What I found interesting about this email was the casual, oh-by-the-way-here's-an-innocuous-P.S. way in which Mr. Noble inquired about my "opinions on Christ."

How do you answer that one? My opinion on Christ? My opinion? My opinion, the relevant one anyway, was that people ought not to challenge books. That's what I thought we were engaging each other about. But in the way of all demagogues, Mr. Noble had to turn the subject to the ground on which he felt most comfortable.

Too bad for him that I have actually thought about my faith, as many liberals have. I hate to disappoint him, but not everyone is so easily characterized as a porn-loving hedonist with sixteen wives and a concubine, bowing to the altar of Baal while dropping acid and breaking church windows. No, that's not me.

So, I responded. And I did so earnestly, as I hope you will agree. This is long, but it's worth it, because you will see that the response I received back was so very very Called2Action. I hope you will see which of us dropped the "be civil to each other" promise first, and which of the two of us ran out of other cheeks first. Anyway, here's my response:

Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:18:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: (Me)
Subject: Re: blog
To: "Steve Noble/Called2Action"

Thanks for reading, and writing.

First, as you can see from my blog, I take issue with your organization's characterization of the issue in several ways. Your email stated that 12 - 15 year olds were being required to read Beloved or The Color Purple. There was no mention of any other book, including The Chocolate War. The fact is, no middle school class is required to read those two books. They are works suggested for study in AP English. Second, you stated, repeatedly, that the Wake County Public Schools were requiring these books to be read. They simply are not, and, as Keung mentioned in his story, if a student or parent objects to a book, they can obtain a subsitute.

Third, to equate the suggested reading lists with required reading is simply willful obfuscation. The very existence of those lists, and their ease of access, belies your claims that the books are somehow hidden from parents. Your ActionGram was misleading and, unfortunately, typical of Called2Action's tactics. Your link to the websites of the organizations in Virginia, Arkansas and Kansas shows clearly the agenda behind this action. It's the latest in a LONGGG history of attacks on uncomfortable books - and it's been going on forever. Which is why I posted that wonderful scene from Field of Dreams. Footloose covered the same subject matter, but I didn't want my readers to suffer the horror of remembering Kevin Bacon dancing. :-)

I trust teachers. My parents are teachers, and like most teachers they love the children they teach. It is more than a job, it is a sacred trust, and they treat it as such.

As a parent, of course I am keenly interested in what my children learn. My kids are very young, but as they grow older and are exposed to the world, I will be with them, explaining and preparing them. One of the things they'll have to learn to do is read books and confront opinions and images that challenge them. When he's 12, that challenge might be "The Chocolate War," who knows? For me it was "Cry, the Beloved Country" and "Black Boy," which shook my Southern worldview down to its roots. That was a very good thing. One of my jobs as a parent is to instill in my son a belief system and a critical world view that can experience, survive and adapt to such challenges.

Finally, I am not insulted or embarrassed to answer your question about my "opinion on Christ," though I trust that it will remain between us.

Let me put this as bluntly as I can - I tend to do that. Mr. Noble, while I do not doubt your faith or your devotion, it is my opinion that Jesus Christ would have severe difficulty with what your organization does.

Like anyone's, my faith is often challenged by death, war, destruction, hate, racism, and disease. But God and I have come to terms over those issues, after some pretty strenuous arguments. The answer I received was something like: "you don't like it? Go do something about it. I have given you science, and nature, and your brain, and a perfect example. Now go do what I told you to do."

I am not an evangelical Christian. But I am a Christian. Evangelicals, I guess, would ask me if I have a personal relationship with Christ. Yes, I suppose I do, though conversion experiences and charismatic Christianity have little appeal or resonance for me.

I have been involved in the Church since birth. I am Presbyterian, although with a bit of an ecumenical bent. I do believe there is a plan, but I tend to think we have the free will to wander off the reservation, and it is only through Grace that we are brought back to the plan.

I believe in the Resurrection, though I have no idea how to explain it, or how much of the language in the Gospels is figurative, or which of the four accounts is more accurate. (I also know that both Christmas, as we know it, and Easter, as we practice it, are adaptations by the early Church of pagan rituals, which were used to explain the concepts of Christianity to pre-literate people. They have now become beloved traditions - and I greatly enjoy them. But my faith is not so tied up in those traditions that I am offended by a store clerk wishing me a Happy Holiday, when she has no idea if I am Jewish, Christian, Agnostic or Zoroastrian.)

The joy of my spiritual life is in music and work with youth. I love to work with church youth groups, which I have done often. Other than the birth of my children, the most moving experiences of my life have been on mission trips with youth. I believe that service was best exemplified by Christ when he washed the feet of his disciples. I believe it is the mission of Christians to serve the world, not attack it. I am not sure where I read it, but I remember reading a book in which a minister described Gandhi, a Hindu, as perhaps the most Christlike man of the 20th Century. I like that.

I believe in a loving God, not a vindictive one. I believe all people - ALL PEOPLE - are created by God, and like that sign in my Mom's kitchen, I believe God don't make no mistakes. Including gay people. I believe God would be far more likely to appreciate good stewardship of his Creation, which we are abjectly failing to do, than he would be to appreciate policing the number of cursewords or references to gay culture on a TV program.

I believe Christ, by example, by word, and by continuing inspiration, has shown us how to live a Godly life, and, like everyone else, I continuously fail to live up to that standard. Take a listen to David Wilcox's song "The Carpenter." That's how I think Christ works. Not by protesting classic works of literature.

I have criticized you often, and probably not in the most Christian manner, but I am deeply offended by those who clothe their own politics in the robes of religion, and then attack those who disagree with their politics as being somehow less Christian. I believe, like Jim Wallis has written, that God is not a Republican . . . or a Democrat. There is a difference between having your politics informed by your faith and confusing your politics with your faith. I can vehemently disagree with your politics without doubting your faith. While you may claim you can do the same, those with whom you have allied yourself, such as James Dobson and the American Family Association, have clearly stated to the contrary. I believe such opinions are dangerous to the fabric of our Democracy, which has been the greatest ensurer of religious liberty in the history of the world. And you should know that I intend to challenge such attitudes at every turn.

I would love it if you could turn your obvious organizational talents away from divisive political issues and towards serving the least of these, as the man we both recognize as the Savior of the world instructed us to do. I know you have stated to the N&O and others that you believe those issues are not meant to be tackled, but that instead it is a Christian's job to defend the core "truths."

The problem is, your truth is your truth. It is not necessarily going to be recognized by your fellow citizens as THE truth. And in a necessarily secular democracy, which honors and respects the practice of all faiths (or those who practice NO faith at all) one person's sense of religious truth cannot be the foundation of public policy. When government does something that goes against your personal religious belief, feel free to so state, but demanding that government abide by the tenets of your faith - in its dealings with ALL people - is a prescription for theocracy and failure. And believing that government, or society, when it disagrees with you, is thereby attacking your religion, is just self-aggrandizement.

I guess that's a big enough can of worms for one email.

Thanks for writing. I appreciate the gesture, I really do.

And please issue a correction of your initial ActionGram. If you do that, I will mention it as a hopeful sign on my blog, and I'll lay off in the spirit of reconciliation.

Peace,

(Me)



Now, I think you'll agree that was a pretty upfront and candid letter. And I wrote it with the intent to engage in a dialogue, to do what the Carpenter did in that song I mentioned, and to take the wood of the fence and make it into a bridge.

I was greeted with silence. Then came....

The endorsement email
, which I discuss below. The endorsement of Vernon Robinson. A man who harbors beliefs so antithetical to those I believe to be expressed in the New Testament that his name would burn off if written on a hymnal. But I digress.

So I responded, and I called him out for not responding to my earlier email, and for having the audacity both to imply that his political opponents were evil and to endorse a reprehensible waste of human grey matter like Vernon Robinson. I asked him why he didn't endorse a perfectly solid Republican like John Ross Hendrix.

To which the ever Christlike Mr. Noble responded (and here's where I guess he ran out of cheeks):

[DrFrankLives],

I'd like to reference one point from your email last week. You stated the following:

"I would love it if you could turn your obvious organizational talents away from divisive political issues and towards serving the least of these..."

Who is the least? Would you argue that it is not the unborn child, knit together in the womb by the very hand of God? Jesus clearly pointed us all to care for the very least in society...and that whatever we do to them, we are doing to Him. Is it a woman's right to kill the unborn child, created by God? One point before you answer: less than 2% of abortions are the result of pregnancy via rape or incest.

If we can't agree on this point, there is little chance that we will agree on much of anything else, theologically.
I have encountered many people who describe their faith as you have...it always bring to mind the following scriptures:


There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death. Proverbs 14:12
...having a form of godliness but denying its power. 2 Timothy 3:5

Pilate asked Jesus, "What is truth?". The answer for me is simple. Truth is what is revealed in the Word of God. Jesus said that there is no other way to Heaven besides him - I believe that. You obviously think the bible is to be loosely translated with statements such as, "I believe in the Resurrection, though I have no idea how to explain it, or how much of the language in the Gospels is figurative, or which of the four accounts is more accurate." So some of the Gospel record is inaccurate? Or what about, "I remember reading a book in which a minister described Gandhi, a Hindu, as perhaps the most Christlike man of the 20th Century. I like that. " But what about the fact that Gandhi, indeed a great man, did not claim Jesus as Savior? According to Jesus, Ghandi won't be in Heaven. A hard truth, but true nevertheless (if you believe the Bible).

You see, ...my view of Truth comes solely from the Bible...your view seems to come from many different sources. I suppose you find most of us "evangelicals" to be unenlightened, dogmatic, and hateful. Christ predicted that, too. I don't hate anyone...and it is not my place to gauge the condition of any person's heart relative to their faith in Christ. I believe that you are truly a caring person and that you do seek to know what God would have you do. We are to engage all aspects of life with our Christianity...We are to be Salt & Light, and that manifests itself in all areas of life.

As much as I would love to engage you every time the opportunity arises, I simply do not have the time. I am helping set up a Greg Laurie Harvest Crusade (patterned on Billy Graham crusades) for the Raleigh area next year. You can check them out at www.harvest.org . Perhaps you will find some worth in my efforts on that cause. Nothing is more important than spreading the Gospel of Christ...for it is ultimately only through a changed heart, and a right relationship with Christ, via the power of the Holy Spirit, that this world, or any individual, can experience true hope & joy.

Respectfully,

Steve



Did you get those ever so subtle digs? If not, I have highlighted them above in black bolded text. I am headed to death. To hell. With Gandhi. Because I come to different conclusions when reading the Bible than Mr. Noble does.

These are the people who want to control who you elect and what you read. They want to condemn you for not believing as they do. If you recognize that the Gospels were written by men who were transcribing oral tradition from 75 to 300 years after the facts depicted, you're evil. If you point out where the stories in those Gospels differ on some facts (like how many people were at the tomb with Mary Magdalene, for instance), prepare to burn. They send their children to school with the instruction to shout down kids that might be gay. Regardless of their protestations to the contrary, they are hateful.

And they, so far, routinely lose elections in Wake County. My job? To make sure that keeps happening.

So to Mr. Noble, I say this. Pardon me, sir, but on my way to hell, I'm going to try hard to live life the way Christ told us to. Rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar's, trying hard to love my neighbor as myself, and trying, though not nearly hard enough I know, to make life better for the least of these, my brethren - you know, the ones who are actually here and breathing - the hungry, the poor, the naked. Remember that part?

So, I don't have time, Mr. Noble, to stand on a street corner and shout my faith that I may be seen by men. You do that just fine. I don't have time to accuse others of violations of whatever section of ancient Hebrew criminal code I can dig out of Leviticus. Christ left that to the Pharisees. And so will I.

Have at it.

In the meantime, you keep serving as the N&O's attack chihuahua, ready to be the righteous angry man at the drop of a reporter's pen. You keep investing your followers' energy and zeal in petty protests designed to garner more headlines than souls. The rest of us will move on without you.

You knew a rant was coming

But first, let me apologize to my out of town readers. The two of you may have to read a little more about Wake County Politics than you might like, for three reasons: (1) I live here (2) the issues Wake County faces, including obsessive right wing theocrats and overcrowded schools, are the issues much of America faces at local levels, and (3) because nobody else but me seems to want to write on this blog anymore. So, enjoy your free ice cream, this is the only flavor I am serving. As Shoveldog put it today: "The Stinging Nettle: Local Politics and Hockey You Can't Ignore."


A righteous rant approacheth. Courtesy of Steve Noble.

5.03.2006

A heck of a series



Bring on the Devils.

The only series that OLN, in its infinite lack of wisdom, chose not to show the American public, was the best of all the playoff series. Last night's game, in which the Hurricanes completed an improbable four game sweep of the plucky Montreal Canadiens after dropping the first two games in Carolina, was an absolute heart attack.

One goal a piece in the first period, followed by great ave after great save after great defensive play. Tremendously exciting hockey. Too bad America didn't see it.

Hey OLN, get your heads out of your butts and show the rest of the country how fun to watch these Cardiac Canes are. And as for you Montreal, I think you've got a pretty good team there. Keep it up, maybe someday you'll figure this 'ockey stuff out.

In the meantime, here's to finally finding a hole in Cristobal Huet. Here's to the offense waking up at the right time. And, most importantly, here's to the new definition of "brick wall":

brick wall: (n) a 23-year-old rookie goalie for the Carolina Hurricanes of the NHL. Also known as "Cam Ward."

5.01.2006

Category Three...




... and strengthening.


Way to go 'Canes!


Now, in the words of Mortal Kombat -

FINISH THEM!!!